(A Parody of a scammer trying to sell sexyladies.com ...did ya ever get so pissed off at a scammer that you did something really dumb? well i have, in fact.. i do it too often*)
Anywhoo... I need to make this site have the right type of communication skills so that my potential buyers will understand the value of it, so please let me switch to my cousins brothers neighbors sisters best friends dog sitters mothers grandfathers AOL Account and switch on my CAPS
SITE FER SAL! 75,000.000000 UNITID STATS DOLERS!
WE GIT NONE HUNDEREDS OCTILLIONS OF HITES PER DAY... AND THAY AR AWL TIPE IN TRAFIC.
I HAV ALLWAYS BEN ASSKED FOR PROFF, BUTT DID NOT WONT TOO SHOW ANI ONE AS THAY WOOLD NOW MY SECRITS...
BUTT HEAR IS THE PRUFF! SCREAM SHOTS LIKE YOUZ WANTED:
ASLEXA SHOWS 3.4 MILLION RANK, I GOT IT BY POSTIN ON FOROMES, AND 3.4 MILLION PROVIS I GET THAT MENY HIT A DAY!! MY PR IS 0!! THAT IS THE HIGHIST NUMBLER! IT'S LIKE AN ACE IN A CARED GAME!
IF YOU WANT MORE PRUFF I CANN SHOW YOU ON MY INTENRNIT MY INTERNENT is AOL, (I DONOUGHT NOW WHAT INTERENET YOU USE THOW) MY DOMIAN IS SO POLAPAR, THAT I HAV BEN BANED FROM MOST INRENET DOMIAN AUCHSHION CITES BUT THAT IS SOULY BECUASE I HAV SUCH A VALAUBAL SIGHT THAT THAY CANT NOT FUND IT SO I HAV TWO CHANGE TWO DIFERNT WONS AWL THE THYME.
I WHILL PUT UP SOME COOPIRIGHTERED IMAJEZ OF SUM MOODLES IN MY ASSMERTIZMENTS SOON SO YU KAN AWL CEE MY DOMANS VALYOU FROM IT!!!! YOU ALL SUCK YOU ARE CHEAP, YOU AWL ARES THE SAME PEOPELS THAT BASH MY DAMIAM MAME.. YOU HALF 1203 ACUNTS THAT AR DIFERNT NAMSE AND YOU BASHET ME FOUR NO RESAON..!! YOU GUIYS AWL ARF LOOSERS! YOU LOOSERS YOU! LOOSERS! I HAV THIS DAMOIN NAM FOUR A LONG TYME AND I WHILL CELL IT AND YOU WHILL STIL BE AWL LOOSERS, YOU LOOSERS, YOU MAID GOGGEL GIFT MY A PR 0!!! YO ALL DID THIS ON PORPOSE, YOU AR AWL ONE PRESON PERTENDING TWO BE ALLOT OF OTHER POEPLE! YOU GUIYS AWL ARF LOOSERS! YOU LOOSERS YOU! LOOSERS!
*this site is a parody of some dumb assed AOL goober who constantly has been spamming numerous webmaster forums to try and sell some shitty assed 10 letter 2 word domain name that is not even worth it's registration fee... and the lil fucknut keeps trying to say the $8 name is worth like 75k-100k+ because it gets a trillion type in hits a day and generates ungodly amounts of money.. LMFAO... He uses about 45 different identities in hopes of scamming people and has been banned from forums world wide... as well as being banned from domain auction sites due to fraudulent claims about traffic and revenue..) Some people think he's silly, I just think he's a goober... Between his aggressive attacks against others, his deception, and his complete ability to confirm the AOL stereotype of just pure stupidity... we just could not help ourselves..
Copyright 1783-2007 DickToCockMouthBullshitServices (DTCMBS) the images i posted that i got from other sites, they were all copirited i think cuz i saw a some wierd mark on the sites i got them frum. But they was on my aol intenext , so it is mine then.
so copi write 2007-2008 sexy laties .com! (I own this shit!)